You can’t write stuff this good!

*N SYNC’s Joey Fatone announced today via twitter that he’s opening a Hot Dog Stand in the Florida Mall in Orlando. The name of the stand? “Fat Ones: Hots Dogs and Italian Ice”….get it?

Joey said in a statement, “I’m excited to open this new venture which is a combination of who I am, where I’m from, and where I’ve been. Launching Fat One’s at The Florida Mall, where I roamed as a middle school kid, felt like a perfect fit for our first location.”

I’m confident that the “Boybander” will be the most popular item on the menu. The Boybander includes five mini hot dogs to represent the five former band members of NSYNC. Amazing!

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