Monkeys Escape India Lab With COVID-19 Samples, Eat Them in a Tree 

According to news reports in India, a gang of monkey recently escaped a lab at a medical college in the city of Delhi while making off with a handful of coronavirus test samples. Sky News reports that the gaggle of primates attacked a lab assistant to make their escape from a facility at Meerut Medical College before grabbing test samples from three patients and fleeing. At least one of the macaque monkeys was later seen in a tree chewing on one of the samples.?People in India have been advised not to feed monkeys during the pandemic, with experts worried that doing so could cause the virus to mutate and infect primates.?Reports have also emerged of primates causing chaos in Delhi during lockdowns, snatching food and smartphones, breaking into homes and terrorizing locals. 

 

Man Breaks Into Bank, Tells Police He Was Just Trying to Heat Up His Hot Pockets 

Police in San Diego responded to a call Wednesday morning about a man breaking into a nearby?Chollas View bank. 

A burglar alarm had gone off around 3:30 in the morning, and when police arrived at the scene, they found a broken window near the bank’s drive-thru, reports?10 News, an ABC affiliate in San Diego. 

However, it didn’t take authorities long to find their suspect.?Police walked through the front door of the bank, made their way to the back, and found their guy, in the kitchen heating up a Hot Pocket. 

In fact, as the police were leading him away, the man said that he had specifically broken into the bank?just so he could heat up his Hot Pockets. 

When asked if the Hot Pockets were worth it, the man responded, “Hell yeah it was worth it,” according to the report.